Kathy Griffin Debuts on “Fashion Police”
Rivers, who passed away last September, might have had balls of steel, flinging insults at friends, foes, and the young (seriously, even poor Quvenzhané Wallis wasn’t safe from her red carpet reviews), but the sardonically comedic manner in which she ranted resulted in genuine laughs. So far, her replacement hasn’t delivered with the same gusto. Under Griffiin’s watch, the newly reformed team—Kelly Osbourneand Giuliana Rancic are the only remaining original cast members (George Kotsiopoulos was unceremoniously and mysteriously let go and replaced by Brad Goreski)—struggled with awkward transitions, flat jokes, and too many sexual innuendos strictly said for shock factor.
When Rivers was around, she would catch Rancic’s lobs to her, using the “dumb blonde” tactic to hit a pre-crafted witticism out of the park. The lack of chemistry between the new crew means that these lines are being delivered flatly. No one was safe from Rivers, but Griffin seems to pick on people just for the sake of it.
The new face of Fashion Police chose Amal Clooney as her worst dressed of the night even though the newlywed has wormed her way into America’s hearts. “I thought it was weird she had those gloves that remind me of, like, a porn scene, where the guy goes home and there’s the naughty dishwasher and she only has the gloves.” And when she said she made them herself I was like ‘Yea, no s--t,’” she said. “But, I’m fascinated how we’re like, not supposed to make fun of her because she married the great George Clooney. Look, everybody’s on the table, George! Nobody’s safe, nobody gets a pass.” As for the others, Goreski and Osbourne agreed that Lana del Rey’s vintage aqua gown was the worst and Rancic chose Keira Knightley’s Chanel dress as hers.